And the Cradle Will Rockfest…

What do Prince William, Star Lord, the Governor from “The Walking Dead” and the lead singer of the Killers all have in common?

It’s their birthday today! Not just them. I mean, it’s a lot of people’s birthday today. Since there’s over 7.6 billion people in the world, around 20 million folks celebrate their birthday every day.

But today is different. Today, someone amazing turns 21-years-old. Actually, something: Rockfest.

Not familiar with it? Rockfest was supposed to be Blockbuster Music’s annual rock festival, bringing in the top bands from across the globe. The inaugural event took place at the Texas Motor Speedway in Fort Worth June 21, 1997. The reason that you’re probably not familiar with it is because the inaugural event doubles as the only event.

Instead of pushing through the decades so that Twitter and Facebook could celebrate an annual collection of rock’s (or pop rock more precisely) biggest names finally being old enough to drink, Rockfest pulled a Kentucky basketball recruit and was one-and-done.

What went wrong? It certainly wasn’t the line-up. Here are the marquee bands of the mid-90’s who took the stage that day:

Bush, Collective Soul, Jewel, Matchbox Twenty, The Nixon’s, No Doubt, Paula Cole, Soak, Sugar Ray and the Wallflowers.

Side note – How in the world were the Toadies not part of that line-up? Did they fire their manager or stone him for this?

It wasn’t the exposure, for sure. MTV was actually there because previously MTV cared about music.

Was it the crowd? Well, yes and no. No one really knows how many people were there that day. The estimates range between 150,000 to 500,000 people. By all metrics, that would be great…if everyone had paid to be there. You see, one of the promotional tools Blockbuster employed was that anyone who purchased a C.D. from Blockbuster received a free ticket. So if you bought Bush’s “Razorblade Suitcase” for $12.99, you were golden to see them headline this gig.

(What should come as a surprise to no one is that Blockbuster Music was out of business two years later.)

Also playing a factor were two things I already mentioned: the show was in Texas on the first day of summer. When you think the mother of of music festivals, you probably imagine Woodstock. The high during those three days was 80. The average daily high in Fort Worth, TX for June is 94 degrees, plus humidity. Now imagine you have at least 150,000 bodies pressed together from 7:00 a.m. to midnight on a concrete race track. At one point Rob Thomas of Matchbox Twenty used a hose to dowse the crowd. He could have skipped “Long Day”, and the fans would have forgiven him.

So why would I celebrate a festival that couldn’t even last for a do-over? It’s where I fell in love with Rock ‘N’ Roll.

Allow me to use the lyrics to “Hip Hop is Dead” to describe me:

“On my second marriage; Hip Hop’s my first wife.”

I don’t really have much in common with the song’s performer, Nasir Bin Olu Dara Jones (better known as Nas) – I only have three names, I prefer Maker’s Mark to Hennessey, I’ve never obliterated Jay-Z in a rap battle and the most I’ve and I typically pay my taxes.

Honestly, I don’t even like rap. But the relationship that he felt with it mirrors mine to rock. It didn’t always, though.

Before Rockfest entered my life, I was Mr. Country Music. You see, rock did not have a home in my parents’ cars. It wasn’t even granted asylum. In my pre-teen years, I heard nothing but country music. The closest I came to rock was the Eagles’ tribute album “Common Threads” (you haven’t lived until you’ve head-banged to John Anderson’s version of “Heartache Tonight.”).

Through the years, I would occasionally catch sprinkles of rock music. My folks would engage in the classic debate of the Rolling Stones versus the Beatles (sorry Mom – it’s the Stones). I would sometimes be subjected to The Beach Boys (thankfully I didn’t know the number to Child Protective Services back then). Kelly’s Heroes locked the Mike Curb Congregation into my brain almost like a superstition that you had to repeat every so often to keep yourself even-keeled.

Those are oldies, though. I was out of the loop when it came to modern music. By the time Kurt Cobain, the musical pariah for my generation, killed himself in 1994 I had never actually heard a Nirvana song on the radio station. Guns ‘N’ Roses were just those guys who played Jim Rome’s theme song. I thought the Ramones were what happened to the Hanson brother in the Slap Shot sequel.

But it’s pretty much unavoidable for a teenaged boy who plays sports and has friends not to be exposed to popular rock.

As I grew up, I was shown more bands. I was still scared to death of Pantera but at the ripe age of 14, I bought my first rocks album: “August and Everything After” by the Counting Crows.

It was popular among my age group at the time and mellow enough that my dad didn’t “accidently” scratch it while ejecting it from the car. It turned out to be my gateway drug.

Other middle of the road albums followed – “Throwing Copper”, “One Hot Minute”, “Tiny Music”, “New Miserable Experience”, etc. I guess you would consider this rock’s courtship of me. And don’t get me wrong – I LIKED rock. I just wasn’t in love yet.

The same could have been said about my wife. It wasn’t love at first sight. I liked her a lot immediately. Love eventually came, albeit out of nowhere to me. One night, I ditched an annual group outing just to hang out with her and watch “Super Troopers” at my apartment. There’s no schedule for falling in love – it just came over me as we laughed and traded stories that night.

With rock music, the date was scheduled, but the transformation was just as unforeseen.

My friend Jimmy wanted to go to Rockfest in Dallas during the summer of ‘97. Despite assuming Sugar Ray was the actual boxer diving into a new career, I made the cut for the group he invited. It wasn’t something I hungered for, but who wouldn’t turn down a summer road trip with friends, and the chance to hear “One Headlight” live.

Jimmy’s dad drove a half dozen of us up, and sat in the very back of the crowd on a blanket, reading a book. He gave us free range, but asked us to swing back by so he could obtain a periodic head-count.

The show gave a rock novice everything that could hook him: Soak was kicked out for stage diving, women flashed throughout the day, Sugar Ray turned out to be a fun punk band (think their first two albums except “Fly”), free beer from some strangers, women flirting with me so I would put them on my shoulders so they could scream sexual offers to Thomas and my now a—time favorite bank – Collective Soul.

Now, at this time, Collective Soul to me was just the “Shine” band since between MTV and VH1, that video was on every hour of everyday. And since Counting Crows was the first rock C.D. that I ever bought, I made them the first concert T-Shirt that I ever bought.

Huge mistake.

There is a reason that I have seen Collective Soul five times. However good they sound on their albums, they sound better live. Ed Roland, their lead singer, is a natural performer. Their shows have non-stop energy, even during the slow stuff! From the sparse recollections of that show that you can find online, Collective Soul won the stage that day.

The Counting Crows? Not so much.

The only comparison that comes to mind in relating the expectations and the results would be the 2012 Los Angeles Lakers that brought in Dwight Howard and Steve Nash to join Kobe Bryant, Paul Gasol and Ron Artest. Sports Illustrated drooled over that team in the preseason. In the post-season, they were swept by the Spurs in the first round.

(After the Counting Crows’ inadvertent P.S.A. to never do drugs. I raced back to the merchandise table to request and exchange for my Counting Crows T-shirt for a Collective Soul one. I feel pretty confident the merchandise hadn’t left that hard all day.)

Despite that abomination for a set, the show was mesmerizing. I had never seen such vitality in music. No crowd at the San Antonio Stock Show and Rodeo had ever been enthralled as the one in Fort Worth that day as they watched Gwen Stefani of No Doubt climb the scaffolding during their set.

By the time we left (we didn’t make it through Bush), my whole perspective on music had changed. I wanted more of this Rock ‘N’ Roll thing.

As the years went by, I moved into the harder stuff. I’ve gone back and embraced the albums that I missed while focusing on Garth Brooks or albums that I missed because, well, I wasn’t alive yet. Rock music has become such a driving force in my life. I worked four years in a C.D. store. I buy cell phones solely based on their capacity to store more songs. I have close to 50 playlists on my iTunes. I’ve probably spent some smaller country’s G.D.P. at the Silver Bullet Icehouse’s jukebox.

So yeah, I’d say I’ve been wholly committed to Rock ‘N’ Roll since that day. In fact, maybe I shouldn’t be wishing Rockfest a ‘Happy Birthday’. Maybe I should be wishing it a ‘Happy Anniversary.’

Monty Got a Klaw Deal

On Friday, Yahoo Sports broke the news that Kawhi Leonard truly wants out of San Antonio. Any Spurs’ fan paying attention knew this was a good possibility, but this situation is something Spurs’ fans have never dealt with before.

Leonard, while with the Spurs, has been a two-time All Star, a two-time Defensive Player of the Year and an NBA Finals M.V.P. when the Spurs’ stomped the Cleveland Cavaliers in 2014.

On one hand, you could say he has given more to the Spurs than most players ever could. Ask a Minnesota Timberwolves for that kind of a return from a player, and they would gladly take it.

But on the other hand, there was so much more that could have been. The Spurs were up 25 points in the third quarter during the 2017 Western Conference Finals’ opening game against the eventual NBA champion Golden State Warriors when Leonard turned his ankle and the Silver and Black’s fate. They appeared to be the only team that could challenge the Warriors’ current dynasty, and Leonard was going to be the focal point.

But all of that is gone like Joy Reid’s show.

Wait – what? After all of that stuff she did she still has a show? On a news network? Does anyone in MSNBC’s H.R. department have the internet?

I went off topic, but the point is what Spurs’ fans believed to be the shape of things to come is actually a great unknown. Last season’s team overcame their best player missing 78 out of 87 possible games to make the playoffs and actually beat the Warriors in the playoffs once (which is one more time than you, me and LeBron combined). That best player, Leonard, missed almost the entire season with a questionable quad injury that seemed fishier and fishier as the season progressed. Some believed Leonard was trying to sit out the year to avoid a legitimate injury that would hurt his chances for a maximum contract. The greatest point guard in Spurs’ history, Tony Parker, called his own quad injury “100 times worse”, and Parker came back in the blink of an eye compared to Leonard.

The silver lining was that once Leonard returned to the team next season and signed his max contract, a championship run would be quite reasonable. If not next season, certainly over the next five.

No more.

Now, we may never know what happened between the Spurs and The Klaw. We can read reports, speculate and draw our own conclusions, but the full truth will probably escape us in this life.

Based on Twitter, Spurs’ fans are picking a side in this life. The 2-1-0 is clearly with their team rather than their soon to be ex-franchise player. Leonard is being called every name in the book. In loyal fans’ eyes, his character committed suicide. He super-kicked the Alamo City, then threw it through the barber shop window.

If you think Kobe, Shaq, Malone, Stockton or Cuban were boo’d lustily, you ain’t seen nothing yet. Whatever team Leonard signs with might want to make him a healthy scratch for road games in San Antonio. If he couldn’t handle the Spurs as an ally, how do you think he will take them as a foe?

What will anger fans the most is that Leonard is going to be calling the shots for his exit. By declaring that he wants out, the Spurs’ front office loses leverage. What normally happens from here is a team will trade Superstar X for spare parts and assets. If Leonard is a brand new Mercedes-Bens, the return for him will only be three tires, a Duralast battery, a new set of shocks and a coupon for three free car washes. You never receive equal value in these situations.

Knowing that, what does general manager R.C. Buford do? Does he take the best deal possible, knowing the best he can hope to obtain is a B minus swing man, a late round pick and some expiring contracts? That might improve the Spurs’ seeding next season, but it won’t improve their chances. Plus, Coach Gregg Popovich told LaMarcus Aldridge before last season that the Spurs would not trade Aldridge unless they could receive a player of equal value. There weren’t any available in the market. That market would actually be smaller for Leonard’s equal.

Does Buford roll the dice, and let Leonard walk? Maybe he has a change of heart? If not, you won’t receive anything back for him, but what are you really missing out on?

I might be a bitter person, but if I’m Buford I go uber-vindictive. First, here are the three contracts situations for Leonard, assuming he would receive top dollar (he probably will):

1) He re-signs with the Spurs. That would give him five years and $219M. Even if this is a sign-and-trade, Leonard would make the most money possible.

2) The Spurs’ trade Leonard, then he signs with his new team. That would give Leonard a five-year-deal worth $188M. This is probably the most likely scenario.

3) Leonard walks away from the Spurs’ at the end of next season and signs with the team of his choice. The most that they could give him is a four-year-deal worth $139M.

Looking over those options, I don’t know what would make the most sense for the Spurs. But I do know which one would feel the best – let Leonard walk after 2019.

As I said, the return for Leonard won’t be worth writing home about so why not cost the guy $80M for screwing you over?

And allow me to take the saltiness up a level. If Leonard was so worried about protecting his body, then dammit, turnabout is fair play. Bench him for the entire season. Don’t suspended him. Bench him. Make him come to every single game, ride the pine and ponder to himself “what am I losing?”

Here’s what he would be losing – time. There is no greater rivalry in sports than an athlete versus time. And time is undefeated (Currently! Manu might win and put athletes in the win column. Who knows with that guy?). If you can name me a professional basketball player that sat out two full seasons and came back just as good, I’ll throw away all of my sleeveless shirts.

Here’s a ‘no duh!’ statement: professional sports is hard. Like really hard. And the only way to get better at them is by playing in them. Mental reps are nice, but nothing beats the real thing. If Leonard were to miss two consecutive seasons, where would that put his skill level or his timing?

Some would say that this method would be a waste of the $20M Leonard Is owed for next season. Yes, but if the Spurs traded Leonard they would by rule have to receive $20M in contracts. So your options are A) Screw this guy or B) meh, but with cheese.

None of us can be sure what brought the Spurs and Leonard to this crossroads, but Spurs fans are aware who they’ll be with the rest of the journey. Why make the ride any more pleasant for their ex-passenger?

Lass-Knocker

Can someone make a triumphant returned without ever going anywhere?
Becky Lynch might be about to prove that you can.
In 2016, Lynch was the inaugural Smackdown Women’s Champion. For a company undergoing a “women’s revolution”, this shined a huge spotlight on Lynch. While Sasha Banks and Charlotte were playing hot-potato on Raw with its Women’s Championship, Lynch appeared to be…well…the Lynch-pin for the women of the Blue brand (it’s a Becky Lynch article – puns are par for the course).
It was the right call. That year. Lynch and Charlotte had what Dave Meltzer believed to be the best rivalry in WWE. After winning the title, in a YouTube only video, Lynch’s pure joy made he coldest hearts melt a little.
That reign lasted 84 days until she was dethroned by Alexa Bliss. While Bliss rightly had a rocket strapped to her, that didn’t mean Lynch should be forgotten, which is what more or less happened. That loss occurred December 4, 2016, and Lynch wasn’t been the same since. Her reign puts her second to last among the six women to have held that title. The only one with less days is the current champion, Carmella, who needs less than a month to pass Lynch (all she has to do is get past Asuka!). What happened?
Going back through time, one might think Lynch had to take time off to recover from some sort of injury, but she was at each show, healthy as possible. She went from losing the title at Table, Ladders and Chairs to competing in the next pay-per-view’s pre show. Since then, she’s been left off of four Smackdown pay-per-views, was the first woman eliminated at Survivor Series (in matter of two minutes) and partook in the James Ellsworth/Money in the Bank debacle. Ellsworth might be the only feud you can recall her partaking in since dropping the title. Her only pay-per-view win since WrestleMania 33 was pinning Carmella in a tag team match. That’s one-for-seven with four healthy scratches for the first ever Smackdown Women’s Champion!
Lynch’s biggest moment during this period was lasting 30 minutes in the first ever Women’s Royal Rumble. And that even came with caveats: she came in at number two, but number one (Banks) managed to last almost an hour. Her only two eliminations were an NXT rookie and teaming up with three other women to take out Vickie Guerrero.
However, Lynch’s star might have found a little bit of shine Tuesday night. She tapped out Charlotte, who is pretty much the top woman in the WWE these days, in about eight minutes and clean as a whistle. Who else can claim to have done that since Charlotte debuted on the main roster?
Through the years, Lynch has proven herself as a solid wrestler and one of the few reasonable babyfaces. Her Twitter account has proven she has the personality to represent the brand. After a year and half in obscurity, Money in the Bank might be Lynch’s return to prominence.

Carney Fan

If you’re not on Twitter, it’s time to get on. Things are about to get good. Real good. Like Eating Popcorn GIF on steroids good.

It was announced today that the N.B.A will have a team of referees engage with fans online, using the account @OfficialNBARefs, in real time. That’s right – during tonight’s Game 3 of the Finals, any Joe Schmoe or Bryan Colangelo burner account will be able to directly speak with the gatekeepers of basketball’s rules, although obviously not the ones on the floor. Did Lebron take too many steps? Fire off a tweet. Think Draymond’s Flagrant 1 should have been a Flagrant 2? Cue up the angry emoji. Is Tristan Thompson getting away with illegal screens? The N.B.A wants to discuss it with you. Just keep it under 280 characters.

Now, don’t expect more than a “thanks for the feedback”. In fact, the league officials replying tonight will not be identified (hint: if the reply seems condescending and makes no sense, it was probably Tony Brothers). But give the N.B.A credit for giving fans an avenue to direct their issues. This is a part of the N.B.A.’s continual push to be the most socially interactive league. The league has tried to give an heir of transparency with their “Last Two Minutes” report clarifying calls that transpired in the last two minutes of a game (also overtimes). Previously this year, NBRA released a short documentary chronicling interactions between angry fans with the officials who had previously “wronged” them just completed games. Since you didn’t see it on the six o’clock news you can probably deduce it didn’t become violent. So far this season, the account itself has addressed key and controversial calls following the games.

Even if you’re not a basketball fan or are plain sick and tired of the Cavaliers versus the Warriors, this content should keep you entertained. I mean, you probably wouldn’t want your mother to see some of the inevitable comments, but it should give the rest of us some chuckles.

For the record, tonight’s game will be officiated by Marc Davis, John Goble and Zach Zarba.

Sad Wings of Dynasty

In T.S. Eliot’s poem “The Hollow Men,” the final line concluded “This is the way the world ends, not with a bang but a whimper.”

When it comes to the N.B.A, dynasties end not with a bang, but a rumor.

The San Antonio Spurs originally began their unparalleled dynasty by drafting Tim Duncan on June 25, 1997. His retirement on July 11, 2016 may one day be seen as the catalyst for the Spurs’ downfall, but their model of a franchise still appeared to have its legs. Until January 22, 2018. A date that may well live in infamy for the 2-1-0. A day the rumors started.

Espn.com published an article suggesting the future of the Spurs, Kawhi Leonard, is on the outs with his team. Leonard, who has already won a Finals’ M.V.P. and Defensive Player of the Year twice, and his camp are now “distant” and “disconnected” from the Spurs according to multiple sources.

After overcoming the shock that someone like Kawhi has a “camp”, other bad omens came to light. Leonard recently contemplated replacing his longtime agent with his uncle, and he is currently isolated from his team while he rehabs his unprecedented quad injury.

These are uncharted waters for the sturdiest ship in the N.B.A.’s sea. The Spurs may have never received the media accolades reserved for the flashier teams such as the Golden State Warriors or mega-power teams such as the 2008 Boston Celtics. But almost begrudgingly, the talking heads have always praised the Silver and Black for being a goal-driven, team first, above reproach franchise.

This story could send the franchise’s compass spinning like a top.

Perhaps Leonard wasn’t too thrilled with Coach Gregg Popovich stating “what’s really strange is that Tony Parker (who has returned to the line-up already) has the same injury, but even worse.” Pop added he had “never” encountered a quadricep issue like the one bugging Leonard, and that he was coming along more slowly “than the franchise expected.”

(He also said a bunch of dumb stuff about the president and his voters that the conspiracy theorist within me wants to blame all of this on but can’t. Yet.)

When a player and his team start to differ on opinions of injuries and rehab, a small alarm starts to ring.

This is on the heels of Popovich admitting that over the summer, LaMarcus Aldridge became the first Spur in Pop’s 20 plus years with the franchise to request a trade. Aldridge and Popovich came to see eye-to-eye allegedly (after the Spurs explored trade options), but a man almost went overboard.

Is this something that was always going to happen? No team has ever enjoyed the consistent, prolonged success that the Spurs have since drafting Duncan: five championships, 19 consecutive playoff appearances, 50 wins in every non-lockout season, and 13 division titles.

Inuries have happened. Legends have retired. Assistant coaches left to become head coaches. None of that ever rocked the boat quite like this can.

Maybe it’s true – time and tide waits for no man.

Sure, many free agents have chosen other suitors instead of the Spurs, but the best player to ever leave this team on his own accord was Derek Anderson. I’ll forgive you if it takes you a moment to recall maybe the fifth best shooting guard San Antonio has employed this millennium since he only played in South Texas for one season.

No one leaves this franchise for greener pastures. They either retire or R.C. Buford swaps them out for assets. Look at Richard Jefferson – he was San Antonio’s most pronounced whipping boy, and he did everything that the team asked of him. Just not well. The front office sent him packing for Stephen Jackson, and to this day fans won’t speak Jefferson’s name like he’s Candyman or something.

Spurs’ fans couldn’t fathom someone underperforming and being given the boot out of town. Now, not one but two All-Stars have considered revving up the getaway car? This will be the worst thing to happen to the Alamo City since S.A. 300 with REO Speedwagon.

There’s a chance that this is all hooey. Espn is not the most credible source these days, and their most recent profile on the N.F.L.’s version of the Spurs, the New England Patriots, could almost be labeled as a hit piece. Sports fans are not immune to the plague of “fake news.”

But this feels different. Even if this doesn’t sink the boat, there are some holes we can all see. Parker, the most under-appreciated piece of San Antonio’s winning puzzle, has finally been benched. After years of clamoring for the likes of Jason Kidd, Speedy Claxton, spare parts in 2011, Patty Mills, and Kyrie Irving, Parker was finally replaced in the starting line-up by Dejounte Murray. In Parker’s 17-year playing career, he has started all but 13 games that he was active for.

With Duncan already gone, this could be the beginning of the end for the French point guard.

Popovich may soon follow. At 68-years-old, how much longer can he possess the drive? Especially with a sulking rebellion making waves?

Pop’s greatest weapon was his relationship with Duncan. If Pop could rule with an iron fist over the best player in the N.B.A., the rest of the roster had to fall in line. But now that dynamic is gone. The Spurs have become that mischievous 14-year-old after Mom and Dad left them alone in the house. You don’t go snooping for Dad’s Playboys right away. You give it time (or a season).

Sadly for the Spurs, there might not be a believable rallying point on the horizon. The battleship known as the Warriors is about as untouchable as teams come. The Warriors are 1-2 favorites to win the title, and their “big four” will be intact for at least another season after this.

Even if the rumors of Leonard’s discontent are false, the man might not be physically able to play again this year. Without him, the Spurs were swept by the Warriors in last year’s Western Conference Finals. Unfortunately, the Warriors have only meshed even better since then.

So the Spurs are in uncharted territories. There’s a possible mutiny. The chief officer may decommission himself. The first mate (Manu) turns 41 in June and is mostly known for his bald spot these days. The helmsman has been benched. The chief engineer has already been retired for two seasons.

It might not be a whimper, but don’t expect much of a bang from the cannons.